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An 80yr old couple were seen shagging furiously up against a fence. Arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor.
The title says it all, but you could expand this to go with what is the "dirtiest" clean joke you know.I'll start: What was the dirtiest thing said on TV in the 1950s?"Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night!"Yes, I'm a little messed up at the moment, but I've always thought that this was a cute joke.
I don't know if I'm on the same track as you but here goes:1st Priest says to 2nd Priest "Want to hear the dirtest joke I know? A "clean" joke; no "bad" words: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. The birch says,"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert, can you tell if that is a son of abeech or a son of a birch? He replies, "It isneither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
"With a big grin the 2nd Priest says "SURE"1st Priest says "a white horse fall into a mud puddle."Lame I know The sad thing is my mother told me that one, she also told her granddaughters, my 14 yr old son insisted on hearing the joke and we tried to warn him. A smalltree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Isthat a son of a beech or a son of a birch?